Horoscopes

ARIES (March 20-April 18): You are in deep sh!t . Shoot now and ask questions later.
TAURUS (April 19-May 19): No need to flap your lips. Keep your horns in — you are right. Next Tuesday you can strut your stuff.
GEMINI (May 20-June 19): Stop hiding from that blind date. You need to just do it.
You’ll be glad you did when you set your eyes on him/her.
CANCER (June 20-July 21): Now you know you can work together, but that’s not all.
Keep your claws around and snatch your collaborator for projects in March
LEO (July 22-August 21): You roared your best. Don’t feel down if it didn’t work out. Dust your mane off. Things look better in the horizon.
VIRGO (August 22-September 21): Use your kindness Virgo, when that scrooge comes around. He/she will be purring like a kitten.
LIBRA (September 22-October 22): Envy is admiration. Blow yourself a kiss Libra you are hot hot hot. It’s not easy being you.
SCORPIO (October 23-November 20): You can keep secrets. You lead by example but you also know who the losers are.
SAGITTARIUS (November 21-December 20): You should look the other way when a boss pulls a fast one. Keep in mind he/she will owe you one.
CAPRICORN (December 21-January 18): Stop being a crybaby, you need to be patient and you’ll see the big honcho has a surprise for you. Suck it up and smile.
AQUARIUS (January 19-February 17): Here you thought you were above being bribed. Start rethinking the way you view others.
PISCES (February 18-March 19): Just when you thought all the sharks were sleeping. Don’t get too relaxed, they will be back around next week.

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